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Mai Li|18|Brooklyn
Olivia Benson, you useless lesbian
Gay 1995-Present
ALso known as tunelessmelody

SARAH
ASHTON
CARO

-Mathematicians

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

mimi from super paper mario is arcade goth

therealoliviabenson:

i forgot how much i enjoyed super paper mario 

i only wish it was harder cause i hardly died at all playing it twice through

and that it had more sidequests

i also wish there was slightly less text bc honestly its got about a novel’s worth

i forgot how much i enjoyed super paper mario 

i only wish it was harder cause i hardly died at all playing it twice through

and that it had more sidequests

seriously someone show that to their media studies proff please